These have got to be the ugliest canes in the world
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
Years ago, I decided to take an oil painting class that was supposed to teach me about color. I had been making funky painted furniture and I thought this class might give me some fresh ideas. The course description said each class started with a lecture followed by a painting session.
By the time the first class lecture ended, I realized that the course would not help me with my furniture; it covered the historical use of color in oil painting. After the teacher gave us some technical and historical background, and we were supposed employ what we had learned and paint a picture from a live model. What, no still lifes? I was already out of my league.
OK, I took a drawing class in seventh grade, but when my brother and I got paint by numbers sets for Christmas, he ended up with beautifully done Emmett Kelley on his bedroom wall. I produced a landscape with trees that looked like broccoli with Dutch Elm disease and paint drips on the floor that gave my mother a seizure.
I was starting to worry.
But the lecture was interesting-much more interesting than I could have imagined. When it was over I fingered my brushes nervously and wondered the model would look like. When I saw an ordinary looking man in a bathrobe enter the classroom, I didn’t make the connection. “A bathrobe? I thought, That’s odd.” Did he just come out of the shower? His hair doesn’t look wet. “
The man ascended a raised wooden platform in the middle of the room and let his bathrobe fall to the floor. He was now a naked man. Naked man sat down. My mind raced. I tried not to look like I was frantically searching for the fire exits while scanning the room to see what the other students were doing. And what were they doing? Well, some were sketching, some were squeezing paint onto their canvases. (And in case you were wondering, no one was doing that weird thing with his thumb that you see painters do in movies.)
I looked back at naked man who had assumed a pose and was looking straight ahead, seemingly unaware that the walls were closing in on me or that I was considering chugging my linseed oil and ending it right there. He didn’t notice me. No one else did either; they were all too busy working.
I took a deep breath and started to sketch a rough outline. When class was over, I packed up my supplies and went home. I slept in my own bed that night. I went back to the rest of the classes and wasted a lot of paint. But I also learned a lot and never looked at oil painting the same way after taking that class. And most importantly, the sun rose the next day and has continued to rise every morning ever since.
What are you waiting for? Try something new! Maybe you should avoid things that involve using shopping carts, KY Jelly and explosives at the same time, but I’m sure you already knew that, didn’t you?